awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

Anonymous

Oh, I was answering yes to the seeing someone part (which obviously also includes being interested in the person), so yes. :)

Anonymous

SOMEONEEEEEEEEEE ;)

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

Anonymous

Guy :]

drunktrophywife:

i nEed a gOOD tExt POsT….WHitE goRLS….. POKemoN….hTE spaGHetTI….aNKmaL CRossinG!?!!!?

Anonymous

Lol yes actually for once in my life.

foxnewsofficial:

i’m not “scene” mom, i’m an arms race

Anonymous

Hahaha, thank you :’)

tibets:

whale-bone:

tibets:

Mac Bath

WAS THIS REALLY WORTH THE JOKE

yea

masslyeffective:

spangledmystars:

I can’t click my reblog button hard enough

It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us.  It’s a human trait, yo.