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malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

13 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 76,601 notes
disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

14 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 23,660 notes

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

23 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 142,764 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 77,696 notes

jaclcfrost:

bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum

1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 87,039 notes
1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 4,393 notes
Straight haired person: Just comb it!
Curly haired person:
2 days ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 110,448 notes
2 days ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 18,403 notes
student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
2 days ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 196,843 notes

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

2 days ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 122,861 notes

churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

2 days ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 197,353 notes

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

image

3 days ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 71,825 notes

if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years

3 days ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 139,399 notes

disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

3 days ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 119,982 notes
the-ent-knight:

davediddlystrider:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

this looks like people dumping buckets of black magic clothes onto their bodies

the-sea-panda

the-ent-knight:

davediddlystrider:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

this looks like people dumping buckets of black magic clothes onto their bodies

the-sea-panda
3 days ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 55,345 notes