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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

9 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 230,596 notes

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

9 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 256,993 notes

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

10 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 343,032 notes
dutchster:

dutchster:

10 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 101,804 notes
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ron-swanson:

this isnt a video

its an experience

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 133,449 notes
missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 139,582 notes
1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 201,585 notes
myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 176,940 notes
kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 171,686 notes

envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 96,523 notes
2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 94,748 notes

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

image

2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 109,245 notes
sniffing:

anxiety in one picture

sniffing:

anxiety in one picture

2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 188,584 notes

penisparker:

notdaredevil:

penisparker:

i’ve got a phd in the art of not giving a shit

you can’t get a doctorate in art

i don’t give a shit

3 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 59,470 notes